Also, I really want to try for a substitute teaching license. BECAUSE YOU DON’T NEED COLLEGE FOR ONE??

I wanna work at a history museuuummmmm

I’m watching MasterChef adn this guy just came in, cooked beaver tail and ran out and tried to crowd surf with the apron.

He also has a coon tail.

koalanurples:

kinomatika:

a lil humanstuck eridan/aradia por vous

oh man i really love aradias body type right there

did you ever have to go to the bathroom really bad but you don’t want to miss the tv show you’re watching??

sugarnoor:

mrfamasham:

hentaimangadoujin:

rohzana2:

allfakeeverything:

I think they’ve got it all wrong. Tumblr isn’t for kids. Kids should be playing with something that’s called “outside” like us ‘90’s and earlier kids did…. SMH! 

NO!!!!!!!!!

Dear followers, I’m gonna miss you, lol.

MANY people will basically delete their accounts and yahoos purchase will go right out the window

Here’s my brief input… The internet is filled with all sorts of things but that doesn’t mean you ought to make stupid assumptions! The mere fact that they are connecting tumblr with the much younger audience is daft, because that’s not true. Not many kids use the site, so why try to make it a more child friendly location? Very little logic connected to that. Plus there’s porn and other stuff like that all over the internet, why start here? It’s a shame, because I know many people will refuse to continue using tumblr if more mistakes are carried out by Yahoo.

First things first:

This tweet is fake. People need to check things like this when they see it, but Yahoo never mentioned Tumblr in any tweet on May 21st.

Second:

Tumblr is going to remain being run as an independent busines. It’s oh fucking kay guys. Even if it was made more ‘kid friendly’ what the fuck does that matter? Half the people on here are 12 anyway.

Third:

90s kid bitch at the top, stfu.

fivetail:

==> Prospitian Monarch: Avenge.

lovelogicrainbows:

Hey, remember when “social justice” used to mean stuff like feeding the homeless and protesting unconstitutional laws and protecting the environment and mentoring kids and stuff like that instead of glittery “misandry” GIFs and rants about white people wearing kimonos and ranting about how evil gay men are since they have male privilege over lesbians and telling Jews that they had white privilege during the Holocaust? Good times.

teelahselai:

>spend +6 hours on a drawing

>hate it

Something I do at work when pissed off is I pinch the tip of my nose and pull away and it’s basically my equivalent of saying ‘fuck you’ to the customer.