Another headcanon of mine is that Alpha!Dave directed in his underwear. He’d just show up in a whole nice suit up top— no pants. Just some undies and a bag of doritios. All right fuckers, let’s make a movie.
Headcanon is that Jade didn’t know how to use a camera so whenever everyone asks ‘hey what do you look like can we see a pic?’ Dave has to explain how to use a camera to her and she winds up taking a pic RIGHT UP IN HER FACE BASICALLY UP HER NOSE AND SENDS IT ALL PROUD LIKE LOOK WHAT I DID AND EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE ‘THAT’S NICE JADE, YOU DID GOOD.’
AND STILL NO ONE KNOWS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY UNTIL THEY ALL MEET IN THE GAME.
Better pictures of the Dave and Rose plushes from last night.
They’re both roughly 8in tall, and Dave’s glasses are removable.
I do commissions for these and costs start at $18 and go up depending on how detailed your character is.
I just realized how god awful John’s birthday must be.
“oh it’s my birthday and also the day of my dad’s horrid and gruesome death!”
u go ms paint
u go girl
“Omg Aradia’s so boring.”
“Aradia’s your patron troll? She sucks sooo bad though.”
“I know you’re looking forward to getting to Aradia, but you’re really going to be disappointed.”
I think everyone was just mispelling ‘ARADIA’S GREAT’ to me this whole time.