Another headcanon of mine is that Alpha!Dave directed in his underwear. He’d just show up in a whole nice suit up top— no pants. Just some undies and a bag of doritios. All right fuckers, let’s make a movie.
Better pictures of the Dave and Rose plushes from last night.
They’re both roughly 8in tall, and Dave’s glasses are removable.
I do commissions for these and costs start at $18 and go up depending on how detailed your character is.
If the striders played Minute To Win It, everyone would get certain games based on sexual experience but Dave would get the really fucking ridiculous shit like stacking snack cakes on your head cause he’s the only virgin.
They make him a special jacket.
It’s okay, Dave. Just let her smother you.
Nao and I have been watching Malcolm in the Middle
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