Nao keeps rubbing an orange on my face.
SEE NAO AND I HAVE THIS PROBLEM- IF SHE LOOKS GOOD IN A PIC, I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND IF SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS DUMB, I LOOK GOOD.
Nao made me dinner I am spoiled * w*
Nao won’t let me have a hobbit wedding :C
I was playing with one of those cutie oranges and i dropped it so Nao picks it up and puts it on her head and goes ‘it’s mine now’
I TOLD NAO TO STOP DIDDLING MY NIPPLES AND SHE LOST HER SHIT BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T THINK DIDDLING WAS A REAL WORD SO I PULLED IT UP ONLINE AND SH’ES SO MAD
I feel like Nao is one of those people that slowly falls in love with other couples, and it’s so sweet.
NAO GOT REALLY UPSET AT THAT POST AND PROTESTED ‘BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS A MUFFIN, BECAUSE I WANT ONE AND WANTED TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT IT’
SO I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE, EATING A PIECE OF FUCKING BREAD FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES AND JUST AS I FINISHED IT NAO GOES ‘WHAT DID YOU JUST EAT?’
AND I START CHOKING AND LAUGHING AND SHE’S LIKE ‘WAS IT A MUFFIN???’
AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING TO SAY ANYTHING AND SHE STARTED GETTING REALLY UPSET LIKE ‘TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE EATING OMG I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU’
I’M JUST OMFG