I was just laying here when Nao trotted in and just plopped herself on top of me. Omg

Nao keeps rubbing an orange on my face.

SEE NAO AND I HAVE THIS PROBLEM- IF SHE LOOKS GOOD IN A PIC, I LOOK LIKE SHIT AND IF SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS DUMB, I LOOK GOOD.

LIFE

Nao made me dinner I am spoiled * w*

Nao won’t let me have a hobbit wedding :C

I was playing with one of those cutie oranges and i dropped it so Nao picks it up and puts it on her head and goes ‘it’s mine now’

I TOLD NAO TO STOP DIDDLING MY NIPPLES AND SHE LOST HER SHIT BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T THINK DIDDLING WAS A REAL WORD SO I PULLED IT UP ONLINE AND SH’ES SO MAD

I feel like Nao is one of those people that slowly falls in love with other couples, and it’s so sweet.

NAO GOT REALLY UPSET AT THAT POST AND PROTESTED ‘BUT I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS A MUFFIN, BECAUSE I WANT ONE AND WANTED TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT IT’

GOD BLESS

SO I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE, EATING A PIECE OF FUCKING BREAD FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES AND JUST AS I FINISHED IT NAO GOES ‘WHAT DID YOU JUST EAT?’

AND I START CHOKING AND LAUGHING AND SHE’S LIKE ‘WAS IT A MUFFIN???’

AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING TO SAY ANYTHING AND SHE STARTED GETTING REALLY UPSET LIKE ‘TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE EATING OMG I DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU’

I’M JUST OMFG